After the divorce, the husband gave his now ex-wife only a day to leave. After packing her belongings, she decided to have herself a farewell dinner with shrimp, black caviar, and a bottle of champagne.

After dinner, she took a few half-eaten shrimp tails, soaked them into caviar and stuffed them into the curtain rods.

The husband and his new girlfriend were just happy for the first few days.

But soon the whole house began to smell of something bad. They tried everything they could, spent a lot of money to get rid of the smell, but nothing worked.

They decided to sell this stinking house and move to another.

A month passed, but they could not find a buyer. They had to take a tidy sum from the bank to buy a new house without selling the old one …

The ex-wife called him about a month later to find out how he was doing. He told her about the problems with selling the house without going into details. She said she missed her old home terribly and would like to buy it back.

The man quickly agreed to a price that was a tenth of the value of the house.

A week later, a contented man stood and grinned, watching as the movers packed his things to move them to the new house … Everything, including the curtain rods ……

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The singer constantly shares with fans photos of his children – three-year-old Martin and four-year-old Alla-Victoria. In the comments to the pictures, some subscribers are happy for the artist, others lament that the kids are growing up without a mother. It turned out not to be so.

Philip Kirkorov made no secret of the fact that his children were born to a surrogate mother, whose name he does not disclose. But the real discovery for the singer’s fans was that the mother of Martin and Alla-Victoria is currently living in the artist’s house and raising the kids, and that she turned out to be not only a surrogate mother, but also Kirkorov’s beloved woman, which the artist had been hiding for a long time.

“Children should be raised by their parents, not nannies. In this regard, I may be old-fashioned. Therefore, the mother of the children is directly involved in the upbringing. She is a non-public person, she does not like extra attention and all this secular vanity, but we have a normal, full-fledged family according to all traditions, ”said the king of pop.
It should be noted that Kirkorov himself tries to spend all his free time with the children, and when he goes on tour, he constantly calls them. “We talk a lot with Martin and Alla-Victoria, by the way, despite her age, she has already mastered modern technologies with might and main – she herself knows how to make Skype calls. Yes, and I often call home during the day. They miss, of course, when I am away for a long time, but they understand that dad has to work and earn money. My daughters and my wife are the best in my life, ”said the singer

The artist’s wedding took place on 10.12.16 secretly in a …

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The robber climbed into the house at night. He turned on his flashlight and started looking for valuables. Then a voice is heard from the darkness:

– Jesus knows that you are here.

The robber’s heart almost jumped! He turned off the flashlight and froze. Silence. He waited a few minutes, and then shook his head and continued his search.

After a while, he hears the same voice:

– Jesus looks at you.

In horror, he began to quickly scan the room, and, finally, the flashlight beam stopped on the parrot, whose cage was in the corner.

– Did you say something? The thief hissed to the parrot.

“Yes,” the parrot replied. “I’m just trying to warn you that he’s watching you.

The thief relaxed.

– Warn me? Who are you?

“Moses,” the bird replied.

– Moses ?! – the burglar laughed. – Who will call the parrot Moses?

– Those who called the Rottweiler Jesus.

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