The robber climbed into the house at night. Suddenly he heard a voice …

The robber climbed into the house at night. He turned on his flashlight and started looking for valuables. Then a voice is heard from the darkness:

– Jesus knows that you are here.

The robber’s heart almost jumped! He turned off the flashlight and froze. Silence. He waited a few minutes, and then shook his head and continued his search.

After a while, he hears the same voice:

– Jesus looks at you.

In horror, he began to quickly scan the room, and, finally, the flashlight beam stopped on the parrot, whose cage was in the corner.

– Did you say something? The thief hissed to the parrot.

“Yes,” the parrot replied. “I’m just trying to warn you that he’s watching you.

The thief relaxed.

– Warn me? Who are you?

“Moses,” the bird replied.

– Moses ?! – the burglar laughed. – Who will call the parrot Moses?

– Those who called the Rottweiler Jesus.